Psalms at night...


From the Chicken:


Last night, i was reading my Bible before i slept. And i came across this verse "Many are they who rise up against me"....This is so true!!! For the mosquitoes...I mean.


There were so many mosquitoes in my room I lost count already...And you know what happens. They prefer not to leave me alone. Malaysian mosquitoes can be vanquished by the means of spray or the electric vape thingy, but no way you can do this in Indonesia.


After dousing my room with Baygon (the Indonesia Shieldtox), that night still got mosquitoes singing in the room. And installing the vape didn't do any good either. So the only way to get rid of the mosquitoes??? SMACK THEM.


So I sat up and waiting and kicked about for the mosquitoes--and succeeded in killing two.


I must probably mention something about the mosquitoes here--they are extremely intelligent. In the middle of the night, when I was half asleep, something bit me on the face. Gah. So i sat up and hunted for that creature.



And, being a mosquitoe, it didn't appear when i was sitting up!! So i decided to fool the mosquitoe, and i put on my glasses and had a hand ready to slap the mosqitoe while i was sleeping in the bed. One of my eyes open.


The blasted creature still didn't appear!!! GAAAAHH...so i thought i could ignore it and go back to sleep. With the light still on, I took off my glasses and slept.

THEN the feller came....It knew the only way i could see it was when I had my glasses on!! Super intelligent mosquito..


And then i got mad. I sat up and banged the whole room to find out the mosquitoe--and when it didn't appear, I shouted, "Show yourself, you cowardly creature...If you want to suck my blood, come for it!!"


And it fell for the trick. Showing itself, I smacked it against the wall. The end. As Psalms goes...."I will lie down and sleep in peace...."
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